Thursday, July 30, 2015

CN HQ - August 2015

Another general makeover of the schedule, this confuses viewers a lot.
WEEKDAYS:
04:00 - Clarence
04:20 - Ben 10: Omniverse
05:00 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
05:25 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
05:45 - Matt Hatter Chronicles (Academia Repubblica Sminki Pinki Especiale - A.R.S.E.)
06:10 - Teen Titans GO! (A.R.S.E.)
06:55 - The Amazing World of Gumball
07:15 - Johnny Test
08:00 - Adventure Time
08:45 - Steven Universe
09:10 - Regular Show
09:55 - Uncle Grandpa
10:40 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
11:25 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
11:45 - Matt Hatter Chronicles (this show is a prison of senses on CN HQ)
12:10 - Teen Titans GO! (the television equivalent of being bullied)
12:30 - Ben 10
13:15 - Adventure Time
13:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball
14:25 - Clarence
15:10 - Steven Universe
15:30 - Ninjago. Masters of Spinjitzu (mistakenly reffered to over here as Ninja Go)
15:55 - Teen Titans GO! (REMOVE THIS - UNSUSCRIBE - TAKE IT OFF THE LIST)
16:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball
17:25 - Adventure Time
18:10 - Regular Show (Dear Turner, please don't cut this anymore to Europe)
18:55 - Teen Titans GO! (NOOOOOOOO!)
19:15 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
WEEKENDS:
04:00 - Regular Show
04:40 - Uncle Grandpa
05:00 - Adventure Time
05:25 - Steven Universe
05:45 - The Amazing World of Gumball
06:10 - Ben 10
06:55 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu (croeso)
07:15 - Regular Show
08:00 - Uncle Grandpa
08:25 - Steven Universe (I'm a Viewer, Get Me Out of This Stupid Portuguese Dub!)
08:45 - Total Drama: Revenge of the Island
09:10 - Adventure TIme
09:30 - Johnny Test (Boutros Boutros-Ghali)
10:15 - Teen Titans GO! (oh no)
10:40 - Regular Show
11:25 - Adventure Time
11:45 - Uncle Grandpa (you won't understand the show if you watch it in Portuguese)
12:10 - Steven Universe
12:30 - Total Drama: Pahkietw Island (Portugal is isolated on a cultural bubble for the 36 fans of cheap Canadian animation)
12:55 - Ben 10: Omniverse
13:40 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
14:00 - Matt Hatter Chronicles (ARSES!)
14:25 - Teen Titans GO! (MY ARSE!)
15:10 - Uncle Grandpa
15:30 - Regular Show
16:15 - Adventure Time
16:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball (still where it was)
17:00 - Johnny Test (WHAT?!)
17:25 - Clarence
18:10 - Teen Titans GO! (this show comes more in bloody double bills, please kill this carnificine monster and trade it with some classics)
18:55 - Ben 10: Omniverse
OVERNIGHT:
19:40 - Adventure Time
20:25 - Johnny Test
21:10 - Regular Show
21:55 - Total Drama: All-Stars
22:40 - Grojband
23:25 - Teen Titans GO!
23:50 - Regular Show
00:35 - Johnny Test
01:20 - Total Drama: All-Stars
02:05 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
02:50 - Teen Titans GO!
03:10 - Grojband
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Also, Save CN HQ's website will return, this time we'll also save the channel from the double slot pandemic.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

2004 lows

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CN HQ at 24th place, topping over obscure cable channels like Vivir/Viver, SOL Música and Rai 1.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Uganda's Top Ten Music

Wonder years.

My CN PT logo

In the fall of 2012, I sketched up a logo for CN PT, based on the logo of CN Arabic. Eventually the following year, some bored bloke with a role-play TV station decided to make the logo, and eventually the now-defunct Notícias TV used it for their ratings page. But now, here's my CN PT logo, just to let you know that I'm the creator of the concept (which was created by CN Arabic years before) and to see if it actually was worth it.

Proof that Uganda is Africa's Hollywood

Cow and Chicken were right.

Shocking.

Montage Cable TV has removed schedules from Boing Africa.

This is very shocking. Still no rebrand.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Boomerang HQ - July 2015

Sorry for the lack of posting.
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Weekdays:
04:00 LazyTown
04:40 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
05:00 Baby Looney Tunes
05:45 Inspector Gadget
05:55 Pink Panther and Pals
06:10 The Tom and Jerry Show
06:55 What's New Scooby Doo?
07:40 The Garfield Show
08:05 Mr. Bean
08:20 The Owl and Co.
08:35 The Tom and Jerry Show
09:20 Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated
10:05 The Looney Tunes Show
10:50 The Owl And Co.
11:05 Mr. Bean
11:20 Krypto the Superdog
11:45 Pink Panther and Pals
12:05 Baby Looney Tunes
12:50 The Tom and Jerry Show
13:35 The Looney Tunes Show
14:20 Inspector Gadget
14:30 The Garfield Show
15:15 Pink Panther and Pals
16:00 The Owl and Co.
16:15 The Tom and Jerry Show
17:00 What's New Scooby Doo?
17:45 Inspector Gadget
17:55 Mr. Bean
18:10 The Garfield Show
18:30 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
19:15 Tom and Jerry
20:00 The Looney Tunes Show
20:45 Pink Panther and Pals
21:30 Duck Dodgers
22:15 Tiny Toons Adventures
23:40 The Tom and Jerry Show
00:25 Pink Panther and Pals
01:10 The Looney Tunes Show
01:55 LazyTown
02:40 What's New Scooby Doo?
03:20 Tom and Jerry

Weekends:
04:00 LazyTown
04:40 Krypto the Superdog
05:20 Tom and Jerry
05:45 Baby Looney Tunes
06:30 Mr. Bean
06:50 The Looney Tunes Show
07:35 Scooby Doo where are you?
08:20 The Tom and Jerry Show
09:05 The Owl and Co.
09:15 Mr. Bean
09:40 The Garfield Show
10:25 Krypto the Superdog
10:45 Inspector Gadget
11:10 Baby Looney Tunes
11:55 The Tom and Jerry Show
12:40 The Looney Tunes Show
13:25 The Owl and Co.
13:35 Pink Panther and Pals
14:00 Boomerang Cinema (Saturdays)/Tom and Jerry (Sundays)
15:30 Mr. Bean
15:50 The Garfield Show
16:35 Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
17:20 The Tom and Jerry Show
18:05 Pink Panther and Pals
18:40 Mr. Bean
19:00 The Owl and Co.
19:15 Baby Looney Tunes
20:00 The Looney Tunes Show
20:45 Pink Panther and Pals
21:30 Duck Dodgers
22:15 Tiny Toons Adventures
23:40 Tom and Jerry
00:25 Pink Panther and Pals
01:10 The Looney Tunes Show
02:55 Lazy Town
02:40 What's New Scooby Doo?
03:20 Tom and Jerry
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NewBogus :) from Toonzone posted it and I converted the timezone here.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Sunday, July 12, 2015

What shall I do to save CN HQ?

The RS movie is coming.

Taking this analogy, I must survive a Timenado (Sharknado, anyone?) and a volleyball coach and try and restore CN HQ to Portugal.

I know this won't happen in real life, but this needs to happen.

How am I right now?

Look, I haven't updated this in a while, but here's something shocking: I went to my aunt's house and I took a couple of photos with my cellphone on low battery. I did take them just in time.

MEO Kids once again, and what do we have?

In between an ad for Disney Movies on Demand and some event (possibly something else), I examined this and I've seen unusual suspects.

We have the Eds! Very strange indeed because EEnE was never dubbed into EU-PT and we'll never see again unless a loophole is made.

Also we have Frylock from ATHF, an [adult swim] show. It never aired over here and kids will be fooled by the sinister-looking character.

MEO is uncautious, indeed.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

CN HQ - July 2015

WEEKDAYS:
04:00 - Regular Show
04:40 - Uncle Grandpa
05:00 - Adventure Time
05:25 - Steven Universe
05:45 - The Amazing World of Gumball
06:10 - Ben 10
06:55 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
07:15 - Regular Show
07:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball
08:00 - Uncle Grandpa
08:20 - Total Drama: All Stars
08:45 - Total Drama: Pahkitew Island
09:10 - Adventure Time
09:20 - Total Drama: World Tour
10:40 - Regular Show
11:25 - Clarence
11:45 - Uncle Grandpa
12:10 - Grojband
12:55 - Ben 10: Omniverse
13:40 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
14:00 - Total Drama: Pakhitew Island
14:25 - Steven Universe
14:45 - Teen Titans GO!
15:10 - The Amazing World of Gumball
15:30 - Regular Show
16:15 - Adventure Time
16:40 - Johnny Test (EUGH)
17:25 - Clarence
17:45 - Uncle Grandpa
18:10 - Teen Titans GO!
18:55 - Ben 10: Omniverse
WEEKENDS:
04:00 - Grojband
04:20 - Ben 10: Omniverse
05:00 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
05:25 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
05:45 - Matt Hatter Chronicles (eugh?)
06:10 - Teen Titans GO!
06:55 - The Amazing Wotld of Gumball
07:15 - Johnny Test
08:00 - Adventure Time
08:45 - Steven Universe
09:10 - Regular Show
09:55 - Uncle Grandpa
10:40 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
11:25 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
11:45 - Matt Hatter Chronicles
12:10 - Teen Titans GO!
12:30 - Ben 10
13:15 - Adventure Time
13:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball
14:25 - Clarence
15:10 - Steven Universe
15:30 - Incredible Crew
15:55 - Teen Titans GO!
16:40 - The Amazing World of Gumball
17:25 - Adventure Time
18:10 - Regular Show
18:55 - Teen Titans GO!
19:20 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
OVERNIGHT:
19:40 - Adventure Time
20:25 - Johnny Test
21:10 - Regular Show
21:55 - Total Drama: Revenge of the Island
22:20 - Total Drama All-Stars
22:40 - Grojband
23:25 - Teen Titans GO!
23:50 - Regular Show
00:35 - Johnny Test
01:20 - Total Drama: Pahkitew Island
02:05 - Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
02:50 - Teen Titans GO!
03:10 - Grojband
CHANGE LOG:
General makeover of the schedule