Extreme Blogging Excavations: An amusing idea for a show (MOAR DETAILZ!!!)

The title reflects my writing style of the time.
AKA "Omegle Masters - Episode 3".
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Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

You: I'm making something

You: but first, who are you?

Stranger: What u making?

Stranger: Calen

Stranger: ASL?

You: Age 14, male from Portugal

You: And you?

Stranger: 16M US

You: I'm making a CN show called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Thats tight!

You: yeah

Stranger: What it about?

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: lol

You: YEAHS

Stranger: well ill see u later

You: But i need to take the idea to someone on Deviantart

Stranger: Lets hear it

You: and Somvilay Xayaphone would be one of the animators

You: But i'm unsure about it. Let's just say that i will be undecided between Thurop Van Orman and Thurop Van Orman.

You: Flapjack was cancelled two years ago.

You: *canceled.

Stranger: You spelled it right

Stranger: Dosent seem that long ago

You: with one e or two e's?

Stranger: Cancelled

You: Darwin the Merman will launch a new "underwater teen mermaid" concept. Robbed from other animated series whose names i can't reveal and are not shown on Cartoon Network.

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: I'm making a show

You: on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Darwin the Merman.

Stranger: Sounds epic.

You: Yes.

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: I'm sure it'll be epic.

You: Me too.

You: Let me copy a description for you: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: I thought the Watermans were from Gumball?

You: No.

You: The Wattersons are from Gumball.

Stranger: Ah.

You: Yes.

You: It will be animated by Thurop van Orman and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. A homage to Flapjack.

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

Stranger: Hii how are u? C:

You: called Darwin the Merman. And yes, i'm fine :D

Stranger: Kooooool

You: It sounds epic.

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

Stranger: Yesh...

You: And it will have tons of merchandise...

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys,

Stranger: Im a poor person -_-

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You: Hi!

You: I'm making a show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: That sounds nice!

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Sounds epic.

You: So, how do you feel?

Stranger: That sounds pretty good, man.

You: YEAH

You: IT SOUNDS EPIC

You: there will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: YES

You: and toys,t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I will buy one, just for you.

You: But you will wait a year or two.

You: One of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone. In homage to Flapjack, it will be made by...
THUROP VAN ORMAN!

Stranger: I'm okay with this

You: YEAH

Stranger: I LOVE FLAPJACK UGH

You: The music used on Flapjack looks like folkloric music from an Eastern European country.

You: sounds like, sorry

Stranger: Yeeees

You: Darwin the Merman: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

Stranger: You've said.

You: Yes

You: Now, many kids will watch "mermaid teen shows" next to Adventure Time and Regular Show

You: Darwin the Merman will be epic

Stranger: This is very exciting

You: And the "merman song" from the last episode of Flapjack (instrumental, of course) will be used as background music sometimes

Stranger: THIS SOUNDS GREAT

You: SOUNDS EPIC

Stranger: YES??

You: And it will also make lots of merchandise (as stated above)

You: and will make one of the world's smallest amusement parks...

You: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: And some cereal with a random name, named after a fake cereal which will appear in an episode

Stranger: This is very excitibg

Stranger: exciting

You: YES!

You: and will make an internet meme:
Patrick McPatrick

Stranger: YAYUS

You: YAYUS!

Stranger: C:

You: YES

You: It will be so epic!

Stranger: I'm very excited for this ok

You: YES

You: me too!

Stranger: :3

You: :D

You: And some version of Gangman Style "Darwin Style"

You: but i have to go now

You: BUHBYE!

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You: Hi!

Stranger: Hiiiiiii

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-like show on Cartoon Network called Darwin the Merman

Stranger: Koooool

You: yes

You: I'll add some details:

Stranger: Ok

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like it?

Stranger: Yesh

You: I'm also liking my idea.

Stranger: Koool :)

You: In two years, Darwin the Merman will be screened to children worldwide

Stranger: Goood for u :)

You: And think of the money CN will make in a few years with Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: Ok...

You: and more stuff, like toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: Ok

You: and one of the world's smallest amusement parks: Darwin the Merman Land!

You: There used to be an artist on DeviantArt (kmy1205) who made Darwin's prototype (Merman Flounder) and now she deactivated her account. Darwin is shirtless.

Stranger: Ok....

You: And it's impossible to copy an image so...

You: i will do my best.

Stranger: Ok

You: So, how's he like;

You: He's got yellow/blue/yellow/blue/yellow striped hair glued to a yellow bit, blue eyes, a bluish-gray tail and the bottom of Darwin's tail is blue/yellow/blue/yello/blue

You: He has an older brother named Kevin and a sister named Bea

Stranger: Kooool

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THE FOLLOWING IS NSFW

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I'm making a Fish Hooks-type show on Cartoon Network

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: "It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and her sister Bea Waterman."

You: Do you like my idea?

You: I SAID, DO YOU LIKE MY IDEA?

You: ?

Stranger: yea

You: Wow, i was actually waiting a bit more.

Stranger: im srry facebook

Stranger: asl

You: Darwin has an older brother (Kevin) and a sister (Bea)

You: male, 14 from portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: brb

You: wait!
where are you from?

Stranger: im from

Stranger: new york

You: WOW

Stranger: ikr

You: what's IKR?

Stranger: wait yuh rlly like disney

Stranger: nd yuh 14

You: I like Disney Channel and Cartoon Network

Stranger: it meens i lnow rite

Stranger: i meen i know rite

You: I KNOW RIGHT! HA

You: Darwin the Merman will be like Fish Hooks, only with mermaids

Stranger: mmhhmm

Stranger: yuh sure yuh 14

Stranger: cuz if yuh 14

You: i'm shure

You: *sure

Stranger: u would noe wat ikr meens

Stranger: kk

You: i know right

Stranger: srry

Stranger: just checkin

Stranger: nd imma female

Stranger: in new york

You: There will be a lot of Darwin the Merman merchandise

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys

Stranger: kk

You: and Darwin the Merman Land, a very small amusement park

Stranger: gtg bye bitch bich asshole mutha fucker imma fuck yuh

Stranger: up

Stranger: bitch

You: WTF?! ARE YOU INSULTING E?

You: *ME?

Stranger: yea bitch

You: OOPS

Stranger: ass fuck wite bitch

Stranger: yuh aint noe 14

You: BUT I'M 14

Stranger: lieins muthafucka

Stranger: no

Stranger: yuh

Stranger: not asswhite

You: *facepalm*

Stranger: yuh not ass being 14 shit self

Stranger: shittty man

Stranger: kizz mi ass

You: U R LYING

Stranger: foh a living

You: (Darwin Waterman) AAAAHHHH!!!
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You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: where are you from?

Stranger: whats ur fav cartoon!?

Stranger: USA :P

You: Ed, Edd n Eddy
I'm from Portugal

Stranger: portugal...

Stranger: (Is that in Europe?)

You: But my country's CN (in english, sadly...) no longer airs it... i have to wait a few more months
And by the way, it's in Europe, next to Spain.

You: I'm making a show

You: called Darwin the Merman

You: It's about Darwin Waterman, a merman who likes to do fun stuff, who lives with his older brother Kevin Waterman and his sister Bea Waterman.

Stranger: how old are u? :o

You: 14

Stranger: and you are already working on a show?!

You: well, i live in Portugal but to make the show i need to go to Thurop Van Orman's page on DeviantART, and i need a DeviantART account, in order to make it

Stranger: wow

You: and one of the animators will be Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: i have no clue who that is sorry :(

You: I also like Flapjack, and one of the animators was Somvilay Xayaphone

Stranger: alright... well i hope your show is awesome :)

You: yes

You: Darwin the Merman will be awesome

Stranger: :) good! Is it kinda going to be like spongebob? :o

You: more like fish hooks
If you want to see anything about Fish Hooks please go to the net

Stranger: ah alright i know what you mean :)

You: Milo = Darwin
Oscar = Kevin

You: Bea = Bea

Stranger: haha alright

You: yes

Stranger: I'll have to watch fish hooks more often because i have no clue who those are haha

You: It's my project

Stranger: awesome :)

Stranger: Portuguese people are awesome! haha

You: That's why we have good comedians
and R-rated talk-shows with comedians

Stranger: XD

You: XD

Stranger: wow hahaha

You: There will be Darwin the Merman happy meals

Stranger: :P

You: and toys, t-shirts, more toys...

Stranger: I'll buy some :)

You: But you have to wait some timw

You: *time

Stranger: what is your name? :)

You: ?
i can not reveal until my professional career as a comedian

You: and i will make Cartoon Network Portugal

Stranger: :'(

You: i will dub Darwin on my show
on the portuguese dub
of Portugal, of course!

Stranger: I'm Katie :)

You: WOW

Stranger: nice to meet you future rich guy :)

You: WAIT FOR A YEAR OR TWO!

Stranger: its not like you're gonna wanna keep in touch with me :(

You: because i need a deciantart account

You: *deviantart

Stranger: what does that even mean??

You: you can post art

Stranger: oh ok

You: Darwin the Merman originated as Merman Flounder by kmy1205 but now he deactivated her account :'(
The only difference from Merman Flounder is that Darwin is shirtless

Stranger: XD

Stranger: thats cute :3

You: so cute XD

Stranger: shitless guys are good

Stranger: as long as theyre fit :)

You: NOW, i'm waiting for a chat on deviantart

Stranger: okay :)

Stranger: well i gtg

Stranger: :(

You: but that's tomorrow

You: :)

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: BYE!

Stranger: bye :)

Stranger: and good luck!