Friday, August 29, 2014

Extreme Blogging Excavations: Darwin the Merman: on ChatFoo!!!

Surely the 200th post couldn't be THAT symbolic!
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READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
I'm Anon4100.
20:59:55chatfoo ChatFoo Robot: No recent chat activity. Why don't you say something?
21:00:228yfY+M Anon4100: WTF?!
21:00:348yfY+M Anon4100: It's me, Darwin.
21:00:418yfY+M Anon4100: Darwin the Merman!
21:01:128yfY+M Anon4100: Oh, there's another one.

21:02:098yfY+M Anon4100: Baby can't you see
21:02:138yfY+M Anon4100: I'm callin'
21:02:188yfY+M Anon4100: A guy like you
21:02:578yfY+M Anon4100: sorry
21:03:058yfY+M Anon4100: i was listening to Britnwy Spears
21:05:018yfY+M Anon4100: Or was it Britney Spears?
21:05:118yfY+M Anon4100: LOL, it was Britney.

21:11:11XXChEp Anon3931: hey
21:14:37eqba9J Anon4493: O.o other people
21:15:008yfY+M Anon4100: Hi, other people!
21:15:308yfY+M Anon4100: How are you?
21:15:398yfY+M Anon4100: Sit down and say "Hello, Johnny!"
21:15:40eqba9J Anon4493: I wasn't even aware I still had this tab open O.o
21:15:488yfY+M Anon4100: Yes.
21:15:558yfY+M Anon4100: Who are you?
21:16:088yfY+M Anon4100: Flounder's long lost twin sister?
21:16:09eqba9J Anon4493: apparently 4493
21:16:198yfY+M Anon4100: Hi, apparently 4493!
21:16:238yfY+M Anon4100: My name's Darwin.
21:16:27eqba9J Anon4493: do I look like a girl to you?:P
21:16:32eqba9J Anon4493: hello Darwin
21:16:408yfY+M Anon4100: Yes.


21:17:03eqba9J Anon4493: well, don't judge a book by it's cover then...
21:17:218yfY+M Anon4100: Have you ever heard of "Regular Show"?
21:17:298yfY+M Anon4100: OOOOHHHH
21:17:338yfY+M Anon4100: YEAHUHHH
21:17:42eqba9J Anon4493: I wasn't the one listening to Britnwy Spears ;)
21:17:52eqba9J Anon4493: no, I have not. what is it?
21:17:568yfY+M Anon4100: I was listening to Toxic.


21:17:568yfY+M Anon4100: I was listening to Toxic.
21:18:54eqba9J Anon4493: why would anyone do that
21:19:228yfY+M Anon4100: I mean: have you ever heard of "Regular Show"?
21:19:52eqba9J Anon4493: I mean: no, I have not, what is it?
21:20:068yfY+M Anon4100: It's a show on Cartoon Network.
21:20:228yfY+M Anon4100: Or, maybe, YOU DON'T HAVE CARTOON NETWORK! HAHAHAHAHA
21:20:448yfY+M Anon4100: Or, do you have Cartoon Network?
21:20:48eqba9J Anon4493: no I don't have it, you are correct
21:20:538yfY+M Anon4100: YES!
21:21:288yfY+M Anon4100: YOU NEED TO SEE VIDEOS FROM THAT SHOW ON THE INTERNET!
21:22:528yfY+M Anon4100: I changed minds. That show is so ridiculous, which means that YOU, yes YOU, DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A CHANNEL THAT DOESN'T WORK ON WEAK PEOPLE. Like you.
21:23:248yfY+M Anon4100: And the SHOWS on that channel are so ridiculous. Your mind is sooooooooooooooooo clean.
21:24:33eqba9J Anon4493: I just checked it out. It has unicorns. seems legit.
21:24:598yfY+M Anon4100: WHOAAA. The unicorns have got to go.
21:25:108yfY+M Anon4100: And you must wear Dudetime. For men.
21:25:338yfY+M Anon4100: Did i say wear? I SAID USED! HAHAHAHAHA


21:27:22eqba9J Anon4493: there's a clockwork orange unicorn O.o
21:27:428yfY+M Anon4100: dafuq?
21:28:318yfY+M Anon4100: Whoa! Parent references!
21:29:34eqba9J Anon4493: or maybe just interest in...you know...culture? :P
21:29:468yfY+M Anon4100: no.
21:29:53eqba9J Anon4493: and it's the show who made the reference
21:30:178yfY+M Anon4100: Popular culture is the ingredient for great comedy shows.
21:31:04eqba9J Anon4493: if it#s pop culture it hardly is a "parent reference"
21:32:038yfY+M Anon4100: I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! I DIDN'T CALL BIO-TECHNICAL CORPORATE CONCERN LIMITED COMPANY, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA ON WHAT THEY SELL!!!
21:34:02eqba9J Anon4493: I guess that's preferable to being all depressed about it
21:34:308yfY+M Anon4100: I'm waiting for someone else
21:35:34eqba9J Anon4493: more people know about this special place?
21:35:57sh4c2i Anon2782: hi
21:36:028yfY+M Anon4100: OMG THERE'S AN ANON2782!
21:36:068yfY+M Anon4100: Hi!
21:36:11sh4c2i Anon2782: lol
21:36:21sh4c2i Anon2782: hi
21:36:25eqba9J Anon4493: do you think it can be trusted?
21:36:308yfY+M Anon4100: I'm High! No, i'm not.
21:36:43sh4c2i Anon2782: what the heck
21:37:198yfY+M Anon4100: It's something like... MORDECAI AND RIGBY! WE HAVE COUPONS!
21:37:24sh4c2i Anon2782: you can call me kat instead of anon2782, lol
21:37:538yfY+M Anon4100: You can call me Darwin.
21:38:05sh4c2i Anon2782: Hi Darwin
21:38:178yfY+M Anon4100: Hi, Nicole!
21:38:18sh4c2i Anon2782: I DONT LIKE MY NAME!!!!!!
21:38:398yfY+M Anon4100: I was hallucinating or dreaming as Richard Watterson
21:38:42eqba9J Anon4493: you can call me on my land line
21:38:478yfY+M Anon4100: and i said Hi, Nicold
21:38:568yfY+M Anon4100: Ni, cold! HAHAHA
21:39:048yfY+M Anon4100: iT'S ACTUALLY NICOLE!!! HAHAHA
21:39:168yfY+M Anon4100: AND I DON'T HAVE YOUR LANDLINE!
21:39:188yfY+M Anon4100: HA
21:39:198yfY+M Anon4100: HA
21:39:228yfY+M Anon4100: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:39:278yfY+M Anon4100: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:39:50sh4c2i Anon2782: does any body here have cable
21:40:02sh4c2i Anon2782: weeeeeeeeeeee
21:40:138yfY+M Anon4100: I have cable!
21:40:178yfY+M Anon4100: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:40:36sh4c2i Anon2782: r any of ur channels gone
21:40:468yfY+M Anon4100: No, it's all fine to me.
21:40:55sh4c2i Anon2782: cause i got directv and viacom took 26 of the channels
21:41:02sh4c2i Anon2782: RAWR!
21:41:378yfY+M Anon4100: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! STUPID CONTRACT! IF I LOST CARTOON NETWORK I WOULD MOVE TO ANOTHER CABLE THING!
21:41:478yfY+M Anon4100: This is cable? I wanna cancel my perscription.
21:42:23sh4c2i Anon2782: ANON1639 HI WHATS UR NAME
21:42:42XD88El Anon1639: Marceline.....why???
21:42:48sh4c2i Anon2782: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
21:42:55XD88El Anon1639: What'd I do!!!?!????!!
21:42:57XD88El Anon1639: !!
21:42:58efVLWm Anon2738: .________.
21:43:25sh4c2i Anon2782: WHOLEY CHEESE!
21:43:348yfY+M Anon4100: I GOT CRAPTV AND VIACOM TOOK ALL 26 CHANNELS. AND DISH ELIMINATED AMC BECAUSE IT TURNED INTO MADMEN 24/7
21:43:43XD88El Anon1639: maccorini

21:43:51sh4c2i Anon2782: lol
21:44:12XD88El Anon1639: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:44:178yfY+M Anon4100: AND MADMEN IS GIVING A FUCK!
21:44:18XD88El Anon1639: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:44:228yfY+M Anon4100: BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE
21:44:258yfY+M Anon4100: WAWAWAWAWA
21:44:24XD88El Anon1639: MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:44:378yfY+M Anon4100: MOOOOOOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
21:45:088yfY+M Anon4100: Well, it's just you..... and me.
21:47:55eqba9J Anon4493: you seem to havetaken care of that
21:48:278yfY+M Anon4100: I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!
21:48:438yfY+M Anon4100: !derob oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos m'I
21:51:15eqba9J Anon4493: you are on the internet, it is impossible to get bored here. show a little resourcefulness
21:51:38tKPFRN Anon3680: okk
21:51:508yfY+M Anon4100: COME ALONG WITH ME
21:51:558yfY+M Anon4100: AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
21:52:008yfY+M Anon4100: WE CAN WANRER THROUGH THE FOREST
21:52:048yfY+M Anon4100: AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE
21:52:108yfY+M Anon4100: I wasn't bored
21:52:59tKPFRN Anon3680: ummm..... how old are u
21:53:03tKPFRN Anon3680: makeing sure
21:53:07eqba9J Anon4493: 127271
21:53:148yfY+M Anon4100: And those lyrics come from:
21:53:298yfY+M Anon4100: Adventure Time's end credits!
21:53:39tKPFRN Anon3680: ok
21:53:408yfY+M Anon4100: AND IT WAS WANDER, NOT WANDER
21:53:47eqba9J Anon4493: obviously
21:54:178yfY+M Anon4100: Do you LOOOOOOOOOOVE ADVENTURE TIME?

21:54:208yfY+M Anon4100: Or not?
21:54:238yfY+M Anon4100: Y/N
21:54:32eqba9J Anon4493: no, I don't like it. the art repulses me.
21:54:488yfY+M Anon4100: It's soooo acid.
21:54:588yfY+M Anon4100: Wait! I WAS TALKING TO 3680!
21:55:078yfY+M Anon4100: Too late for him/her whatev
21:55:09eqba9J Anon4493: who isn't here
22:00:088yfY+M Anon4100: PHINEAS!
LATER...

22:23:418yfY+M Anon4100: I'M HALLUCINATING
22:24:47rCrrZ1 Batman: hello Hal Lucinating, I'm Batman!
22:25:11mZEPHv Anon5195: NO! I'M DARWIN, NOT HAL LUCINATING! I WAS HALLUCINATING!

22:26:11rCrrZ1 Batman: Anon4100 was Darwin
22:26:16rCrrZ1 Batman: you are an imposter
22:26:34mZEPHv Anon5195: I'm Darwin, not an imposter!
22:26:46mZEPHv Anon5195: And i'm listening to the Double Rainbow song in G Major!
22:26:52mZEPHv Anon5195: HAHAHA
22:27:06rCrrZ1 Batman: that's super fly, yp
22:27:10rCrrZ1 Batman: *yo
22:27:26mZEPHv Anon5195: I'm not waiting for a K'Nuckles to appear.

22:28:24yqA+B0 Anon3307: O_o
22:28:37yqA+B0 Anon3307: hi....
22:28:39rCrrZ1 Batman: Yo
22:28:40Or45KB Anon1565: suppppp
22:28:45rCrrZ1 Batman: I'm the Batman
22:28:46yqA+B0 Anon3307: LOOOOOL
22:28:49mZEPHv Anon5195: A merman! From Flapjack! Hi, other merman!
22:28:50yqA+B0 Anon3307: sure.
22:28:54mZEPHv Anon5195: Hi, other mermen!
22:28:58yqA+B0 Anon3307: hi?

22:29:10yqA+B0 Anon3307: O____________________________________o
22:29:16yqA+B0 Anon3307: O____________________________________________________________________________________________________O
22:29:17rCrrZ1 Batman: it's all mermen up in this joint
22:29:22yqA+B0 Anon3307: mermen?
22:29:24mZEPHv Anon5195: No!
22:29:24yqA+B0 Anon3307: wtf u werdo

22:29:37rCrrZ1 Batman: no u werdo
22:29:41yqA+B0 Anon3307: shut up..
22:29:55mZEPHv Anon5195: IT MAY BE A DREAM IT MAY BE A DREAM IT MAY BE A DREAM
22:30:16yqA+B0 Anon3307: suck ur mom off bitch.
22:30:27rCrrZ1 Batman: what, the mermen? Or this Anon3307's strange merman-less view of reality?
22:30:49mZEPHv Anon5195: Or is it Darwin the Merman again?

22:31:49mZEPHv Anon5195: Is it me or is it..
22:31:59mZEPHv Anon5195: The Misadventures of...
22:32:04mZEPHv Anon5195: ...FLAPJACK!!!
22:33:55mZEPHv Anon5195: Hi, Flapjack?
22:34:00mZEPHv Anon5195: Or is he a merman?
22:34:26rCrrZ1 Batman: I don't know 'bout this flapjack
22:35:42mZEPHv Anon5195: some cancelled show
22:35:51mZEPHv Anon5195: the last episode was about MERMEN
22:38:27rCrrZ1 Batman: I obviously need to broaden my cultural horizons.
22:39:16mZEPHv Anon5195: Well, Darwin the Merman will become a hit!
22:39:54mZEPHv Anon5195: There are Darwin the Merman happy meals in my dimension!

22:40:49rCrrZ1 Batman: there are Batman ones in mine
22:41:00mZEPHv Anon5195: you fuck so
22:41:01rCrrZ1 Batman: but I would like to journey to your dimension sometime
22:41:07mZEPHv Anon5195: RULES:
22:41:14mZEPHv Anon5195: DON'T EVEN COME TO MY DIMENSION!
22:41:38mZEPHv Anon5195: SECOND, THERE ARE NO MCDONALDS ON YOUR DIMENSION!

22:41:556R/28Y Anon7465: lmao
22:42:10mZEPHv Anon5195: Another merman!
22:42:33mZEPHv Anon5195: you always visit 9gag (to 7465)
22:42:32rCrrZ1 Batman: :(
22:42:356R/28Y Anon7465: stfu
22:42:38rCrrZ1 Batman: i'm not wanted?
22:42:396R/28Y Anon7465: dumb asses
22:42:536R/28Y Anon7465: bitch u a dumb ass .
22:42:586R/28Y Anon7465: so suckk ahh dickk .
22:42:58rCrrZ1 Batman: 9fag xD
22:43:06mZEPHv Anon5195: And there are also toys, t-shirts, more toys...
22:43:076R/28Y Anon7465: fuckk boii uu dontt wanntt thiss presuree ,
22:43:25rCrrZ1 Batman: yo boiiii
22:43:27rCrrZ1 Batman: wasssuup
22:43:50mZEPHv Anon5195: IT'S RETIEVAL MANKIND'S BATMAN!
22:43:50rCrrZ1 Batman: ok I got bat business to take care of
22:43:56rCrrZ1 Batman: yo
22:44:03mZEPHv Anon5195: I GOT RETIEVAL MANKIND'S CRAP
22:44:06rCrrZ1 Batman: my people need me

22:44:24mZEPHv Anon5195: My fans need me (i have a show, go back to your show)
22:44:57rCrrZ1 Batman: :-(
22:45:01rCrrZ1 Batman: I go.
22:45:11mZEPHv Anon5195: I just star for a minute.
22:45:26mZEPHv Anon5195: Star on Regular Show.
22:45:31mZEPHv Anon5195: I will be a guest voice.
22:45:43mZEPHv Anon5195: Anyway, i need to eat something.
22:45:57mZEPHv Anon5195: While I watch Phineas and Ferb.
22:46:04mZEPHv Anon5195: Darwin out.
And so, Darwin had to eat a turkey while watching that episode where Phineas and Ferb build a toy based on Perry the Platypus.
Later, Darwin went to 9gag.

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