Sunday, August 31, 2014

Extreme Blogging Excavations: Omegle Masters - Episode 2

Complete the following lyric: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo means..."
Stranger 1: I love you
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: how r u
Stranger: good you?
You: yeah
You: I'm Darwin.
Stranger: asl>
You: Darwin Waterman - a merman
Stranger: no really
You: yeah
Stranger: what a coincedence
Stranger: im a mermaid
Stranger: named clara
You: U R NOT BEA MAH SISTER
Stranger: what?
You: My sis is called Bea
Stranger: and?
Stranger: is she also a mermaid?
You: yes
i have an older brother named Kevin
Stranger: i have a younger brother called nick
You: wtf?! get out
You: sorry
Stranger: haahhaah whats wrong?
You: i'm hallucinating
Stranger: are you high?
You: no
Stranger: ok thats good
You: yeah
Stranger: im bored
You: WHY?
Stranger: cuz i hate homework
You: my kind of mermen don't go to school
Stranger: i'm being serious
You: yeah
You: are you eating something?

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